I know most of our readers aren’t playing the games we’re spoofing on, so this situation might be a tad confusing.  Basically, the woman Shionne has these electrical thorns that shock/hurt anyone who touches her.  She has no control over them and they’re always on.  The guy known as Iron Mask to start because of his amnesia and the mask he wears, but who’s name we find out is Alphen, is a man who feels no pain.  Shionne and Alphen are of two different groups that have centuries of bad blood between them.  I do highly recommend Tales of Arise as a fun action jrpg. 🙂

Poor Calcula being the horncat that she is… is feeling the urge for Erge!